His heart organ was where it should be
His brain was in his arse
His hand was well out of his pocket
His psyche's in the hearth
Had a beard which was weird
Some time ago heard Ramone
Nonexistence lyrics

I'm gonna cut out my eyes
And rip out my tongue
I should just puncture my e
s in '81
Has a Spanish guitar
Real ale, curry as well - sophisticate!
Spanish guitar doesn't get far
In computer teaching job
His dreamgirl sings adverts for the Weetabix
A fancied wit that's imitation of Rumpole o
Touch And Go lyrics

A smile to break the ice, can I know your name
If you say no and it's touch
f Bailey
Who's causes and rags were phoenix-like
They were do-do like
They were comfort blanket type
Pho-do in fact
Pho-do in fact
Pho-do in fact
He had a weak pisser
And one night at darts match
Decadent sandwich 
C'est La Vie lyrics


I've been taking what you've given
Now I'm thinkin' I've been livin'
Fantasy of your sweet sm
quaff
He showed he was a big fan of double-entendre
Saw Not the Nine O'Clock News History of the World Part One
Twice each at least
Twice each at least
Twice each at least
Mere pseud mag editor's father (x12)